See more funny Santa jokes and funny pictures. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, ‘Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order? I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn’t budge! Well that’s the weird thing. Please send us your funny Santa Banta jokes in English.
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He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of green curtains. Is that because I am a Sardar? Banta goes back to the temple, ‘God, please let me win the lotto, I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well. All the other kids could only count fromI could count from 1 to I always come to this door, but I can’t open it.
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He goes into the temple and begins to pray: I was running in a hall way. Gurdaya, an extremely surprised salesman replies, ‘But, sir, computers do not have curtains! In every single dream, the same thing happened. Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, ‘Dad, today we had Maths class. If you like this page then please share it with your friends.
I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the “RSVP ” was missing. Is this because I am a Sardar? Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, ‘Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height.
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Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, ‘Vait!
This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing.
I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he bahta been made a fool by that man. Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, ‘Dad, today we had a spelling class.
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The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. I remember – RSVP. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
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Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. His business has gone bust and he has serious financial concerns. Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money.
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